THE SEANCE (USE HEADPHONES, YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES)
What, what, what.
It sounds like she is right behind you.
Listen to this in the dark at 3 a.m. I dare you!
Someone ban sixpenceee from posting at midnight bc now I can’t go to sleep
WOW THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY FUCKING LORD
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"