typicalness:

why-cant-i-be-hot-and-witty:

sixpenceee:

thatthinggggg:

hobbledehoy-hamza:

sixpenceee:

THE SEANCE (USE HEADPHONES, YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES)

What, what, what.

It sounds like she is right behind you.

Listen to this in the dark at 3 a.m. I dare you! 

Original video

Another 3D Audio: Torture Chamber

FUCK THIS

HOLY SHIT

Someone ban sixpenceee from posting at midnight bc now I can’t go to sleep 

WOW THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

OH MY FUCKING LORD

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

hellatubbie:

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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